Lake Fossil Press
home of tabloid porpoises and ethereal gayzette
RUBBER DUCKY PRESS
Rubber Ducky Press is our children's imprint. At present, we are not accepting submissions.
This imprint was created to fill a void in children's literature, Children today are so much more sophisticated than those of yesteryear. They demand stories that can be read again and again, with alternative endings. In an age in which third graders are assigned to read stories about gay parents, we felt it was time to bring back stories in which misbehavior has consequences. The time is ripe once again to let Peter Cottontail get his bum whacked.
We are proud of the creativity our authors have shown
in producing stories that will keep children engaged each time they pick up our books.
Among our titles
are:
Coming soon : Chocolate Milk & Cookies
ANGRY DUCKY PRESS
Angry Ducky is new to the Lake Fossil Press stable. It is our young adult imprint. Stories of rage, revenge, angst, self-discovery, self-immolation, and apathy are published by Angry Ducky. As such, Mary Sues and Gary Stus are permissible, and in fact, encouraged, as submissions.
From emos and slackers to goths and metalheads, teens and tweens can always find something appealing from our roster of titles.
Choose from revenge fantasies, ghost stories, and more.
Here are some of our titles:
Angry Ducky is accepting submission through the end of September. See our guidelines for more information.
FREE READS FROM OUR BACKLIST
TABLOID PORPOISES
Tabloid Porpoises is our annual publication devoted to oddball, and otherwise lurid stories. Currently on hitatus, we will resume accepting submissions in October, 2010.
See our submission guidelines for more information.
ETHEREAL GAYZETTE
This is our GLBT-friendly quarterly magazine. With the addition of our new graphics consultant, we believe the cover art for has improved greatly. Sadly, the previous owner could not afford to pay for these skills, and relied upon badly composed, out-of-focus colorized photos. The new management, however, has ample financing in place to pay its staff, as well as its authors..
Issue Thirteen
Out Cthulhu Edition contains stories of creatures that dwell in bodies of water.
Company News
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Lake Fossil Press is pleased to announce that it is under new ownership, led by Editor in Chief AngryInIllinois.
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Lloyd Phillip Campbell has been hired as our new graphics consultant and occasional cover model. Lloyd is also a talented author.